An eggshell is defined as the outer protection of an egg, which varies widely among species... Not to get all metaphorical or anything, but just follow me...I'm like an egg. I have a hard exterior to crack and from the outside I seem very one dimensional. But on the inside, I'm growing and evolving everyday, just waiting to hatch and break out of my shell. I am misjudged on the daily, and I'm sure the rest of the population can relate. I want my shell to be left as naturally blank as possible for me to paint on my own. That way I could give a glimpse of who I really am... This blog is my easel; so let me paint! This is what I'm all about beneath the hard outer shell. Like it, love it, or leave it.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Low Rise... More like, Your Panties-Are-A-Risin

I think we can all agree that the low rise jeans, pants, shorts, skirts, etc are not in style anymore. It seems that the fashion now-a-days is keepin it realllll classy! Wherever I go, for the most part, the lower half of girls (talkin 'bout that waistline peeps) are fully covered. THANK GOD! I remember a time in my childhood when showing stomach was the thing to do! I'm not going to deny that I had a couple pairs of low low rise jeans and my belly was left bare. Yikes! Low rise, to me, seems kinda skanky now. I'm so glad that women's fashion has changed for the better and now most waistlines are high, or just at the waistline.
To give you an idea, the average rise (distance from the crotch up the zipper to the button holding the pants together) of jeans is around 12 inches, whereas low rise jeans average around 7 inches (That's almost half of regular jeans!) and may be as small as 3 to 4 inches... Time to invest in some suspenders!! With those measurements Im surprised girl's va-jay-jays aren't hanging out cause I know I've spotted some thongs peepin with some unattractive crack action! Ew. Not a good look. Come on, if you want to get some, save it for boyfriend to see all that GIRL!!! You want people to stare at your beautiful face and not at your ass-ets poppin outta the south! It's all about positive attention, not "Look at the free peep show!" Dont put it all out there, save some for the mind to wonder about...better yet, save a lot! Please!

I've got mad love for all my girls so please keep it Grade A for the rest of us who actually keep ourselves together! I want men to appreciate and respect us...With janky girls out there who are sending the wrong message, that can't fully happen. Have some pride! Let's go! (Photo credit to Free People Jeans (LOVE THAT BRAND) ) Xoxo SP

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